The Longest Kiss Goodnight

She attends the prestigious Howard the same as I, she was a freshman. Her skin was the color of cool horchata, her lips were full but intense, cheekbones to die for, teeth a chilling bone white, her hair was a dark brown, but her eyes seemed innocent- they fluttered if you ever had the opportunity to have her look at to you. Her eyes were so pure if you had your back towards her, her glance would neither arouse suspicion or raise a single hair on your neck.
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I Want Your B!tch/Man

For some reason American society promotes taking another person's something, rather than working hard for  yours. Men want to take other guy's girls and women want to steal other chick's men. Apparently, there aren't enough men and women to go around. I don't want to search and look, I Want Your B!tch. Sorry You Can't Have Her.
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Women's Friendship Ain't Worth Sh!t

A platonic friendship between a guy and a girl, please- that is complete and utter bullsh!t. A platonic friendship between a guy and girl is just two people that haven't f^cked yet(think I got that quote from verysmartbrothas.com or singleblackmale.org can't remember), such a relationship is fool's gold not golden. Here are some reasons Why and Why Not a Woman's Friendship Ain't Worth Sh!t:

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The Hallway's Top Five Sex Positions

Might as well drop my favorite sex  positions, it's only right. I would post my signature moves, but they are too hard to explain via written word. However, I must say that the best sex component is chemistry and being comfortable with your partner. Sometimes your sex partner doesn't make you feel comfortable enough to unleash the beast on their a$$. Excuses aside Here are The Hallway's(My) Top Five Sex Positions:
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Civilized Men Eat People: The Guide to Eating P^ssy I- The Floor is Wet

Seagram Vodka, Papaya Juice, Truth and Dare, Horny Youth- they always seem to mix. We sat around the table laughing, petting, and talking random sh!t. We all discussed previous sexual experiences and wants to f^ck, however throughout this engagement I realized that I wouldn't be getting an ounce of p^ssy that night. So whatever that was in-between no action and hitting, I was down for...
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Shut Up: Five of the Most Annoying People

Coming back to my hometown of Chicago I have found myself having fun, yet sometimes annoyed with the sh!t that comes with a place full of college kids and worthless hoodrats. People say dumb things, people do dumber things with no apologies to others or themselves. This blog is just a short, yet incomplete list of the Five of the Most Annoying People:

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