Ugly Girls Doing Pretty Girl Things

Chances are if you're ugly you know it. Unless of course you have two wonderful parents that showered you with copious amounts of praise and compliments as a youth, in this case you may have not been aware. There are also ugly girls that don't know they're ugly because some men will approach anything with a vagina, further widening the gap between ugly girls that act accordingly and pretty girl offenders(which are ugly girls that do pretty girl things). TheSUNK is here to restore the balance between ugly girls and pretty girls, due to increasingly ugly women doing things only reserved for those women that are 7's and better. Here's Ugly Girls Doing Pretty Girl Things:
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The XXX-BOX Diaries III: Rock the Boat

I sit bored as I flicked through the channels in my stateroom on my 5^th cruise.

I’m with people who have never been before so they decide to explore the boat—I just wanted to lay down.

I start to think about a friend that I couldn’t wait to explore sexually back at home.

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Fat Girl Lovin'- 6 Reasons Why Sex with a Fat Girl is Better

Today, we're not going to refer to fat girls as BBW, more-to-love, big girls, plus sized or any of that other sh!t that people other than fat girls deem more politically correct. I f*cking love fat girls. Those proportional fat girls with tanks asses that change the course of the Earth's path around the Sun. Titties so heavy they make bras straps weep on the regular with the groove marks on the shoulders to prove it. Soft, warm and glowing...Flirtatious and freaky than a mothafucka, my d!ck gets hard just thinking about a fat chick I can worship. Here's Fat Girl Lovin'- 6 Reasons Why Sex with a Fat Girl is Better:

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Guest Post: Are You Chasing a Man and Don't Know It

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The other day, a friend and I went to lunch and I swear, the entire time she was texting, checking her phone, emailing,  Facebooking, Tweeting, snapping pictures, sending pictures, and frowning in between because she was getting no response. Then she’d talk about this guy and start all over again.

Finally I asked, “What’s up with this guy?”

She looked at me, sighed, and said, “I swear, it’s hard work tryin’ to hold on to a man…”.

I swear it’s hard work tryin’ to hold on to a man!  Hold onto a man!?

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Guest Post: How to Be a Successful Stripper for Dummies Part I

This could possibly seem hilarious to many of those who don't approve, but oh well, who's asking you? Dancers are just like your average jobseeker that seeks a place of employment.
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I Want Your B!tch/Man

For some reason American society promotes taking another person's something, rather than working hard for  yours. Men want to take other guy's girls and women want to steal other chick's men. Apparently, there aren't enough men and women to go around. I don't want to search and look, I Want Your B!tch. Sorry You Can't Have Her.
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6 Reasons Not to Date the Around the Way Girl (Praying Mantis)

Don't be a pawn in her demeaning azz mind games, even if she can unbuckle your belt with her feet...Dayum, it sounds hard but trust me.

6 Reasons Not to Date the Around the Way Girl (Praying Mantis)

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