Thursday, August 2, 2012

Fat Girl Lovin'- 6 Reasons Why Sex with a Fat Girl is Better

Today, we're not going to refer to fat girls as BBW, more-to-love, big girls, plus sized or any of that other sh!t that people other than fat girls deem more politically correct. I f*cking love fat girls. Those proportional fat girls with tanks asses that change the course of the Earth's path around the Sun. Titties so heavy they make bras straps weep on the regular with the groove marks on the shoulders to prove it. Soft, warm and glowing...Flirtatious and freaky than a mothafucka, my d!ck gets hard just thinking about a fat chick I can worship. Here's Fat Girl Lovin'- 6 Reasons Why Sex with a Fat Girl is Better:
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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Lion Cheetahs (Lying A$$ Cheaters)


This world is full of a$$holes, losers, bullsh!tters, and most importantly lion a$$ cheaters. They make life that much harder for the sane people that cohabitate the earth with them. “How much easier life could be?”, I ask myself daily. However, I have come to the realization that like taxes (who likes taxes) they're not going anywhere, so we must be able to identify their kind. Thus the four type of Lion A$$ Cheaters from bad to worse:
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