Monday, October 25, 2010

Are You, Wife Material or a Wifey?


Wifey, in my opinion is a girl that one likes and has been down with a guy through everything, but he feels like he could never actually propose to and be with her forever. Wifey has just always been around. That's why some wifeys never understand when their man leaves and all of a sudden he is married- she's lacking something. A wifey is something like a wife, but she is simply not her.
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Can You Have More than One SoulMate?


A person can have more than one soulmate, but they don't have to be sexually active with them all, because "gluttony is worse than hunger"(Sylvester Graham).
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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Dodgeball: How to Dodge an Ugly Chick



Many women want men to believe that they are the only species that has to turn people down, but us men have to let them down easy as well. I too, have had to dodge an ugly chick that didn't quite seem to get the message. No matter how much I avoided her, cut the conversation short, or simply gave her the stank face- she wouldn't give up. This broad was seriously tenacious, driven, and determined; she would however make a great cop, sales person, or bill collector. Enough about me though, Here's 4 Ways to Shoo the Ugly Chick:
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Sunday, October 10, 2010

Triple F: Guide to Satisfying Your Woman


The Triple F are the components to keeping a woman satisfied.
It's as simple as the Three F's. 
A woman wants as follows- To be Fed, F^cked, and Financed.
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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Build-a-F^ck: Why FWB(Friends With Benefits) Never Seem to Work



Friends with Benefits are like finding money. Hopefully, I need not digress about why finding money is such a wonderful experience. Like finding mula, having a friend with benefits is orgasmic (literally and metaphorically). Lots of times those relationships don't work, most men will tell you it is because women catch feelings- that's partly true. But today is a new day. Women can ride you limp and not give a f^ck- what you do or where you go, after you tried to satisfy their plush, pink palace.
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