Ugly Girls Doing Pretty Girl Things

Chances are if you're ugly you know it. Unless of course you have two wonderful parents that showered you with copious amounts of praise and compliments as a youth, in this case you may have not been aware. There are also ugly girls that don't know they're ugly because some men will approach anything with a vagina, further widening the gap between ugly girls that act accordingly and pretty girl offenders(which are ugly girls that do pretty girl things). TheSUNK is here to restore the balance between ugly girls and pretty girls, due to increasingly ugly women doing things only reserved for those women that are 7's and better. Here's Ugly Girls Doing Pretty Girl Things:
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Fat Girl Lovin'- 6 Reasons Why Sex with a Fat Girl is Better

Today, we're not going to refer to fat girls as BBW, more-to-love, big girls, plus sized or any of that other sh!t that people other than fat girls deem more politically correct. I f*cking love fat girls. Those proportional fat girls with tanks asses that change the course of the Earth's path around the Sun. Titties so heavy they make bras straps weep on the regular with the groove marks on the shoulders to prove it. Soft, warm and glowing...Flirtatious and freaky than a mothafucka, my d!ck gets hard just thinking about a fat chick I can worship. Here's Fat Girl Lovin'- 6 Reasons Why Sex with a Fat Girl is Better:

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The Girl Crew Break Down

No matter who these women are or where these group of women happen to be, most girl crews are composed of your basic members. Women are like squadrons sent out to flirt, attack the club, get wasted, and dance the night away. If you hang out with a group of women, regardless of your social class most likely you'll fall into one of these categories. Here is the Girl Crew Break Down:
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Meet the Parents: Who's Truly Worth Meeting?

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You guys are in a blossoming new relationship and you've moved passed the awkward stage of "What are we?" You're passed the pulling your hair out frustration stage of just casual dating. You are now officially his boo thang and now you want to know exactly how serious he is. Well, a good measurement of this is the people he makes an effort to introduce you to claiming you as his own. So now you want to know, "Who's truly worth meeting?"
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Men Have Always Been Better Cheaters

Women cheat. Men cheat. However, when you listen to the radio or watch comedians run their routines, you always hear people say women are better cheaters. Don't believe them. When it comes to cheating men have all the power and less of the consequences. Since the dawn of infidelity Men Have Always Been Better Cheaters:

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We Ruined Each Other, Poem

We s^cked and We f^cked so much the moans drowned out the talk.
All we did was joke around on those long walks.
We should've taken each other more serious.
Cute smirks, romantic glances turned to barren advances.
What felt like the beginning of forever, so quickly turned to nothing much at all.
I remember the first time I saw you.
Delicious to a set of eyes that weren't hungry.
A worthy investment for a heart that only lusted money.
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And Other Coonery: Black Women are like Taxi Drivers

Taxi Drivers are erratic and overbearing. For some strange reason they believe they own the city. But where does this sense of entitlement derive from? They deal with jaywalking and no-looking civilians everyday and must deal with the hassle of other chaotic drivers. This sense of entitlement comes from cruising the same streets over and over, and dealing with the same problems over and over again. 

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Are You, Wife Material or a Wifey? REVISITED

Are You Wife Material or a Wifey happens to be my third most read post to date. Not only do women want to be successful in their careers, but ultimately they want to be boo'd up, to find a man, get married, have great sex and have beautiful children. The last post was said to be vague, and it left some readers more frustrated than they were before they read it. So how do you know you're a Wife-to-Be rather than just a Wifey? Well refer back to part one. But if you want to know what men look for in the women they choose to wife up, then read this Are You, Wife Material or aWifey? REVISITED, theSUNK's Top 20...

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And Other Coonery: Cupcakes, Stripper Poles, and Jay Walking

Some days I just sit and think about what certain attitudes or things in popular culture symbolize to me. This is just one of those days where cupcakes shouted "individualism", stripper poles shrieked "black feminism" and jay-walking yelled "social deviance". Enjoy...
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Are You, Wife Material or a Wifey?

Wifey, in my opinion is a girl that one likes and has been down with a guy through everything, but he feels like he could never actually propose to and be with her forever. Wifey has just always been around. That's why some wifeys never understand when their man leaves and all of a sudden he is married- she's lacking something. A wifey is something like a wife, but she is simply not her.
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