How to PreGame Before Going Out

Pregaming is an art; it's an art many lack. We know this because any giving night at the club we see people falling on their faces, pissing on themselves, throwing up like the girl from the Exorcist, and starting fights for no good reason. These amateurs not only ruin their friend's nights, but usually the night of anyone that they encounter. Nothing is worse than a person that can't hold their liquor, so let me teach you How to Pregame Before Going Out:
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Remember the movie, “He’s Just Not That into You?” White chick likes white dude; white dude sorta likes white chick but not really; white chick doesn’t believe it, then does believe it and another white dude she totally ignored before ‘fesses up to liking her.

Most of us probably didn’t pay much attention to that movie because it was just another white movie-so we were like, “yeah, that’s their world; that’s them.”   But guess what-that’s us too. We meet a man; get all excited about him, and he just ain’t that into us; same as in white chick world. But that’s where the similarity ends.  In white chick world the entire act, cycles through in about two weeks-week one she likes him, week one and a half, she realizes he ain’t into her, week two she lets him go and dude two comes along…done.  That ain’t us….we’ll hang onto a n!ggah for years! Knowing he’s not really into us, we hang on anyhow hoping this quasi-relationship will morph into something more. 

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