Wednesday, December 19, 2012

What a Woman Should Know About Hooking Up with Other Women

TheSUNK.com thought it would be a good idea to write about "What a Woman Would Need to Know to Approach a Woman." Most women go through a bi-curious phase once in their life, right. Why? Because women are f*cking beautiful to men and to women. So when you want to touch someone as supple as yourself, you need to know the gist of how to approach her. Approaching men or being approached by men should have become pretty easy or at least do-able by now. However, approaching a woman is new terrain that most need prepping for. Here are 7 tips to approaching a woman for women:
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Monday, October 29, 2012

Ugly Girls Doing Pretty Girl Things

Chances are if you're ugly you know it. Unless of course you have two wonderful parents that showered you with copious amounts of praise and compliments as a youth, in this case you may have not been aware. There are also ugly girls that don't know they're ugly because some men will approach anything with a vagina, further widening the gap between ugly girls that act accordingly and pretty girl offenders(which are ugly girls that do pretty girl things). TheSUNK is here to restore the balance between ugly girls and pretty girls, due to increasingly ugly women doing things only reserved for those women that are 7's and better. Here's Ugly Girls Doing Pretty Girl Things:
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Thursday, September 20, 2012

How to PreGame Before Going Out

Pregaming is an art; it's an art many lack. We know this because any giving night at the club we see people falling on their faces, pissing on themselves, throwing up like the girl from the Exorcist, and starting fights for no good reason. These amateurs not only ruin their friend's nights, but usually the night of anyone that they encounter. Nothing is worse than a person that can't hold their liquor, so let me teach you How to Pregame Before Going Out:
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Thursday, August 2, 2012

Fat Girl Lovin'- 6 Reasons Why Sex with a Fat Girl is Better

Today, we're not going to refer to fat girls as BBW, more-to-love, big girls, plus sized or any of that other sh!t that people other than fat girls deem more politically correct. I f*cking love fat girls. Those proportional fat girls with tanks asses that change the course of the Earth's path around the Sun. Titties so heavy they make bras straps weep on the regular with the groove marks on the shoulders to prove it. Soft, warm and glowing...Flirtatious and freaky than a mothafucka, my d!ck gets hard just thinking about a fat chick I can worship. Here's Fat Girl Lovin'- 6 Reasons Why Sex with a Fat Girl is Better:
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