How to PreGame Before Going Out

Pregaming is an art; it's an art many lack. We know this because any giving night at the club we see people falling on their faces, pissing on themselves, throwing up like the girl from the Exorcist, and starting fights for no good reason. These amateurs not only ruin their friend's nights, but usually the night of anyone that they encounter. Nothing is worse than a person that can't hold their liquor, so let me teach you How to Pregame Before Going Out:
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Just Because You Give It to Me Now

Women believe "just because you give it up now, you're a hoe." Who said that women didn't like to f^ck? We know you like to have sex, explore yourself, and please us. I'll let you in on a few secrets that will inevitably make any relationship you have with a man more prosperous. Women try to figure out men, but rummaging through the male psyche is like trying to pick a pubic hair out a pair of wool underwear. So, without further ado.
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