11 Things That The Hallway Finds Suspicious

This blog is just a fun laid back post for all the things I find suspicious and do not trust. Thank God It's Friday... 11 Things I Wouldn't Trust Even I Raised 'Em
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The XXX-BOX Diaries II: A Cram Session

I can't focus. I am a container of moans... I catch my breath. 

Ignoring the picture on the TV and setting it to mute, I try to visualize one of my d!ckly pastimes to get myself worked up and my mind off of exams.

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Are You Single? Are You Taken?

Men approach women all the time. We see you rather you're tall, short, thick, or skinny with the lil bubble- and we try to approach you with that A game. Sometimes we get the digits and save em in our cellular device, other times we don't. But before we do that I don't believe all guys ask the right questions to avoid wasting their time, if they do get the lucky 7. There's two questions I always ask if I get the chance; Are You Single? Are You Taken? here's why:
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Too Bad You Don't Know What Good Tastes Like: A$$holes, Woman-Haters, and B*tches

In light of the latest Ray J breakdown it made me ponder the 3 Type of Bad Men There are. It also made me think about how women always seem to find themselves with these type of guys. Women Can't Find Good Men because They Don't Know What Good Tastes Like, so I thought hard and came up with the three type of men you should dodge...

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Good Givers are Great Getters

You've heard the phrase "You get what you give"? It applies to many areas throughout life, including sex. You shouldn't get in a bedroom and do a sub par job and expect to get your socks rocked, toes curled, and back broken; if your effort is lackluster. Don't look at your sexual report card and be taken back when you know damn well you were bullsh!tting the whole semester. Good Givers are Great Getters doesn't only apply to karma or philanthropic acts.
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I GOT B!TCHES Poem

Life isnt going as planned right now

As facial hairs turn grey or blonde

and dormant torments manifest into unwanted visitors...

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Somebody's Baby: The Cougar Crusher

We had to be having a heatwave in Chicago this particular week. Every Monday I make my usual run to Unique's Thrift store on 32 & Halsted. I was there trying to find an all white outfit for this white party at the Mason's Lodge. I was in the men's suit aisle when this woman ask me how she looked in this sombrero hat she was trying on, I said ,"Its all crunched up on your head like a fucking tortilla." She said, "No, it's not it looks like I was riding a horse." I replied, "More like you got trampled by some horses." We laughed in unison. The conversation died down and she walked off.
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And Other Coonery...Doritos: Snack Strong, Lack Thought?

LONG OVERDUE. Let me start by saying this is an old paper I wrote for class and I should have posted it on the site awhile ago. I will start posting some of my essays and papers as blogs on theSUNK, because this is the Sh!t U Need 2 Know. but without futher ado. And Other Coonery...Doritos: Snack Strong Lack Thought? Feminizing and Homosexualizing the Black Male through Mass Media:
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