Thursday, June 14, 2012

The Ex You Fear

This is how I want you to view yourself. You are the new world, you are the unknown. You are everything that is wrong with life as you know it now. You're not essentially bad, but you aren't great. However, the ex is home. The ex is the childhood bedroom that she seeks refuge in when she visits her parent's home. The ex is that favorite t-shit that she never threw away and wears every time she has down time. The ex is those notes she used to write as a child and picks up again as an adult, rediscovering who she once were. All exes are not threats, but the one I've just described is The Ex You Fear:
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Wednesday, November 23, 2011

The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry VI


Dear TheSUNK,

Can I spit on it?
Can I slob on it?
It's time for my mouths secretions and your D!ck to be meeting :)

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Sunday, November 20, 2011

MackVice: It Looks Like It Stopped Growing in the 5th Grade

One of my followers on Twitter  wanted to ask for my advice on her perfect man with less than perfect lovemaking skills. Here's the email that she(rather remain anonymous) sent and the MackVice I gave her:
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Saturday, March 5, 2011

Do People Fantasize to Cope with Monogamy


"Have u ever thought about someone else while you had sex with me?" This is what most women ask men from time to time, sometimes I wonder if they actually expect the truth. That they expect me to say, "I was thinking about their friend Brittany or Alexis giving me that bomb head." People believe that we are not naturally monogamous, so I wonder do we fantasize to cope with the boredom of monogamy.
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