Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Bush, Trimmed, or Shaven?


Most women hack it all off and prefer to have a bald p^ssy. Most men want the MJ look on the cat, too. There aren't too many people at all, men or women, that want hair down there. It seems as if the bush is a thing of the past and shaven is the present. However, I am anti-razor, I like hair. Women with hair down below represent a special femininity, maturity, and sexual comfort.
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Sunday, June 26, 2011

The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry IV

Dear Diary,

Fellatio, I do it and not to toot my own horn but, I do it well.

Giving head is a sexual act of empowerment for me. Now I love riding and getting dick but there is nothing like having that hard working man lay on his back and enjoy my work.
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Thursday, June 23, 2011

Five Reasons to Shoot Mama's New Boyfriend


The full version to Kanye West's song "Mama's New Boyfriend" just dropped. Coincidentally, my mother just got a boyfriend or whatever you want to call it and I can honestly say I'm not enthused. Sometimes, I wish my mother was gay and I could try and steal her girlfriends, but that's just wishful thinking. Nonetheless, I'm tired of seeing this n!gga already and I've only been home three weeks. Therefore, I wrote Five Reasons to Shoot Mama's New Boyfriend:
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Saturday, June 18, 2011

You Sure You Got It?- The 3 Hardest Things to Take Off a Woman

Usually when I'm in the bedroom it takes me nothing to undress a woman. I can get her clothes off faster than a chimp could unpeel a banana. Timing when concerning undressing a woman is very imperative. It's so many things going on while undressing a chick; trying to keep your d!ck on hard, stay sexy, keep the mood right. All of these things happen while doing it in front of the most judgemental of audiences, your lover/fuckee. We all want to undress women, but not always the easiest thing. Here's the 3 Hardest Things to Take Off a Woman in Order from Easiest to Hardest:
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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Do You Like This P^ssy: Reasons Why Men Should Talk During Sex


This past memorial weekend, my boy and I walked along the Lake to spot bad broads, big booties, and whatever lied in between. Towards the walk back to the car I overheard two women discussing sex; this red-bond chick with short hair said, "He doesn't say anything to make me cum." So the sex was good, but not as good as it could have been. She was f^cking a man that lacked a sense of imagination, which inspired me to write Do You Like This P^ssy: Reasons Why Men Should Talk During Sex:
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