No Tongs Only a Tongue: Toss Her Salad

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Eddie Griffin once said, “How many of ya’ll eat ass? *quiet* Am I the only one? *quiet* How many of ya’ll eat p^ssy? *screams* Ya’ll mothafuckas lying, if ya’ll eat p^ssy right ya’ll gonna slip up on some ass.” The anus is pleasure chest of its own. Once you get past just having sex and into having an experience, you're going to eat her ass. And when you do she's gonna love you for it. Matter of fact she's going to adore you. She's going to tell all her friends about you. They're going to save their money  just to build a statue of you in the heart of whatever city you reside in. If that's not enough here's a few more reasons Why should you toss her salad?:

Forbidden Fruit Tastes Best

We all like doing sh!t that everyone else says we shouldn't be doing. All yo boys are going to look at you crazy, if you ever say you ate some ass. But somebody's gotta be out here eating ass. You can't be the only one. Matter fact, who cares if you're the only fucking one. The only thing you should be worried about is turning your girl out and being her best. You can't be the best worrying about what you're boys are telling you. Eat that fruit!

When You're Down for Whatever, She's Usually Down for Whatever
Rimming yo chick's ass is probably the freakyish sh!t you can do to your girl. At this present moment I can't think of anything freakier other than letting her piss on you or pissing on her, but I've never done that so I wouldn't advise you to. Think about the look on her face once your tongue passes the bottom of her twat straight to her squinty eye; watch her stomach perk up as she tries to get adjusted to the feeling lol. Lick her ass and see what she's down for after that, hopefully it's any and every thing. If she isn't, then you just got played. But everyone but me gets played once in their life so just suck it up.

TFD(Tongue, Finger, then Dick)
You gotta prep it before you operate bruh. You'll never get to pop her anal cherry, if you don't spark the curiosity first. Don't even bring anal sex up, just eat it, fuck her like regular, and let thoughts of anal sex manifest. Put your finger in there and go back to eating the p^ssy while you do it. Make her cum harder than she's ever came before simply through the power of anal intention. When she suggests or ask about moving to anal just sit there and act like it was her idea.

Have you ever tossed your girl's salad? Ladies, have you ever gotten your salad tossed? Did you enjoy it? Did he do a good job or did you grab him by the chin and bring him back up? Ladies, have any of you tossed a man's salad?
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