The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry III



Dear theSUNK,

I never felt that power, like the power when I'm giving head.
I never felt that desire, like the one I crave when I'm in his bed.

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You're About to Ruin This: After Sex Etiquette

It has come to my attention that after getting that happy ending many people don't know what to do with themselves, so due to such infractions I must educate. Don't you know what you do after sex is just as important as what you did during? There is still a mood to set after getting the cheeks and wetting the sheets. Just sit back and read AfterSexEtiquette:    

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How to Hint at Head (Fellatio)

Watching the comedy legend Bernie Mac today, he mentioned that women fake and play all of these games before they give you head. I've been there before, she told you all week about how she was gone "suck you so good and make yo eyes roll back like wal-mart prices". Finally, you get her over and you're watching a movie while your is d!ck harder than tryna eat a bowl of soup with a fork. You're sitting there wondering when she's gonna give you that whoop, like aint this a b!tch. Well, wonder no more 3 Ways to Hint at Head (Fellatio):
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Yo Homegirls Ain't His Homegirls



The quickest way to put out the flame between you and your lover is to let your friends blow their breathe on your fire (relationship). Telling your homegirls everything that is going on between you and your man is the best way to get that single life. Truthfully, no one can fully know what's going on in your relationship, because no one can  fully comprehend you and your man's love. So, can it and stay wifed up.
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Civilized Men Eat People: The Guide to Eating P^ssy, Preview

Picture found at my girl @tribecalledcree tumblr.

...Pushing your legs back, until your pussy faces the ceiling,

and my tongue is caught between the crosshairs of your clit and lips.

Can you see my eyes looking back up at you?

While you anticipate my tongue dancing on your clit,

Should I moonwalk on it like the King of Pop (Michael Jackson)?

And take it slow and easy.

Or Should I cut the rug like the King of Soul (James Brown)?

And let my tongue be fast and erratic.

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Do People Fantasize to Cope with Monogamy



"Have u ever thought about someone else while you had sex with me?" This is what most women ask men from time to time, sometimes I wonder if they actually expect the truth. That they expect me to say, "I was thinking about their friend Brittany or Alexis giving me that bomb head." People believe that we are not naturally monogamous, so I wonder do we fantasize to cope with the boredom of monogamy.
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