Smacking A$$ is a Science

Smacking a$$ is just as underrated as the proper handshake. There is a science to smacking a$$- one must convey a sense of assertiveness without being too aggressive, a sense of playfulness without it being considered non-sexual, and a sense of intimacy without being considered soft. In a sexual relationship the first a$$ smack can be just as memorable as the first kiss or first time you made your lover nut up. However, this blog will apply to PDA, in the bedroom, the strip club and all arenas where smacking a$$ counts.

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11 Ways to Make Him Black Out

Nothing is comparable to great head. Head can make all your troubles go away for up to an hr afterwards. Great head can make you stay with a person a month longer than intended. Being a head doctor is a great skill to have. Therefore, this blog is not for the novice d!ck suckers- it's for the women who are already pretty good, but just haven't seemed to make him go crazy from their oral. From experience and the things I like, I give you, 11 Ways to Make Him Black Out:

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And Other Coonery...Howard's Afro Blue

Howard's own Afro Blue have been in the media a lot recently, because of their sultry and precise vocal abilities. Most of us(African-Americans) sit at home knowing d@mn well no one else should win other than Afro Blue on the show the Sing-Off, and if someone does then the sh!t is scripted. On this particular night  they performed the living legend, Whitney Houston's song "Dance with Somebody", which was great like all their other performances.

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Are You Ms. Pretty P^ssy?

Many women brag about how good their pussy is, how wet it is, how clean it is, and how tight it is. These are all good things. However, just from a sense of aesthetics I don't believe women actually know what men consider an attractive looking p^ssy. What makes the way your vagina looks more attractive or inviting than the next woman? Can you truly crown your p^ssy better than the others? Are you Ms. Pretty P^ssy?
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The Art of Tipping Strippers

There is an art form to tipping a stripper. As mundane as it appears, it isn't as simple as it may seem. Until you do it wrong and your left with this uneasy feeling of stupidity. So, I sat aside some time to show you how to do it correctly...Tipping Strippers
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Call Me? For What

Phones are made for talking and expressing thoughts that you cannot say in person. Hopefully, these thoughts are of some importance because phone bills ain't cheap. Women somehow believe that if a man calls to talk to them on the phone then he really cares, but I sit there like yeah he's a good one. There are a few reasons why men avoid taking on the phone with women, which leave men saying, "Call Me? For What?"(insert angry female response here)
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