Thursday, December 29, 2011

Distant Lover: Long Distance Relationships Made Easy

The problem with my generation is that they don't have any heart. We give up before things get too tough; we take the easy route than the road less traveled. If technology and social media has done anything it has definitely made long distance relationships easier. Long distance relationships are the taboo of the dating world, but if you really dig someone you should be able to make it work. Here's Distant Lover: Long Distance Relationships Made Easy:
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Saturday, December 24, 2011

And Other Coonery: Black Women are like Taxi Drivers

Taxi Drivers are erratic and overbearing. For some strange reason they believe they own the city. But where does this sense of entitlement derive from? They deal with jaywalking and no-looking civilians everyday and must deal with the hassle of other chaotic drivers. This sense of entitlement comes from cruising the same streets over and over, and dealing with the same problems over and over again. 
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Friday, December 23, 2011

Civilized Men Eat People: The Guide to Eating P^ssy II- Hadn't Eaten Anything All Morning


All day we lounged around the room. I opened the blinds and the sun joined us as we talked about past relationships, our future and everything in between. My sheets were a bright snowlike white; they were comfy and lazy infused. While other students were either taking finals or studying for them, we stayed in sexy a stuper indifferent to the frantic campus miles away.
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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

MackVice: Did It Hurt His Manhood Because It Was With a Chick?

You guys are finally utilizing my email, which is theSUNK@ymail.com and my Tumblr for MackVice, guest post ideas, random conversation, and other things *hint hint*. So a very loyal reader wanted my MackVice on a situation between her and her longtime boyfriend. Her story goes a little something like this:
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Sunday, December 11, 2011

GUEST POST: Not All Cum is Created Equal

In response to my most controversial blog, "Are You Ms. Pretty Pussy", one of my avid readers felt that it was her duty to address the different types of cum(which I took the liberty of naming). She has her five and tells us which one is the most desirable to play with. Post After the Drop...

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Friday, December 9, 2011

Are You, Wife Material or a Wifey? REVISITED


Are You Wife Material or a Wifey happens to be my third most read post to date. Not only do women want to be successful in their careers, but ultimately they want to be boo'd up, to find a man, get married, have great sex and have beautiful children. The last post was said to be vague, and it left some readers more frustrated than they were before they read it. So how do you know you're a Wife-to-Be rather than just a Wifey? Well refer back to part one. But if you want to know what men look for in the women they choose to wife up, then read this Are You, Wife Material or aWifey? REVISITED, theSUNK's Top 20...
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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

And Other Coonery: Cupcakes, Stripper Poles, and Jay Walking

Some days I just sit and think about what certain attitudes or things in popular culture symbolize to me. This is just one of those days where cupcakes shouted "individualism", stripper poles shrieked "black feminism" and jay-walking yelled "social deviance". Enjoy...
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