Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Sexipe 002: Spicy Sweet Red Cabbage with Smoke Sausage


Cabbage is one of my favorite vegetables. To spruce up the presentation from regular green cabbage I like to roll with purple cabbage; it's just more romantic and appealing to me. It's tender, healthy, easy to cook, and sweeter than savoy or green cabbage. Here's Sexipe 002: Spicy Sweet Red Cabbage with Smoked Sausage...
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Saturday, August 25, 2012

The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry VIII


Dear theSUNK,
I LOVE GIVING HEAD PERIOD!
I've even given head to both sexes. 
I just like the feeling of knowing you can please this person by making love to them with your mouth alone.
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Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Have You Heard of "Pearling"?


Recently or rather unfortunately I was perusing these tough and obscure internet streets, I happened to go to one of my favorite adult sites. There I saw a chick engaging in sex with a guy that seemed to have the worse Herpes outbreak in Herpes' illustrious history. However, after further inspection(rewinding and pausing) I realized that it wasn't an STD. It should had been a mental illness, because no man would have done what he did to his penis if he wasn't missing a few screws, bolts, etc. What was it? It was something called "pearling", if you don't know what pearling is maybe you should read this blog.
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Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Bro-Noooooo's: 4 Things Men Should Stop Doing in the Club

Man, I think everyone has heard of a bro-no before. The things men shouldn't do or things that are generally known to be unacceptable for letting your boy do. Sometimes when you go to the club, your boy drinks a little too much and starts to feel himself. The little voice in his head is no longer reasonable and is pumping him up to do things that will inevitably not get him laid and even embarrassed. Here's just a short list of Bro-No's that every man should know:
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Thursday, August 2, 2012

Fat Girl Lovin'- 6 Reasons Why Sex with a Fat Girl is Better

Today, we're not going to refer to fat girls as BBW, more-to-love, big girls, plus sized or any of that other sh!t that people other than fat girls deem more politically correct. I f*cking love fat girls. Those proportional fat girls with tanks asses that change the course of the Earth's path around the Sun. Titties so heavy they make bras straps weep on the regular with the groove marks on the shoulders to prove it. Soft, warm and glowing...Flirtatious and freaky than a mothafucka, my d!ck gets hard just thinking about a fat chick I can worship. Here's Fat Girl Lovin'- 6 Reasons Why Sex with a Fat Girl is Better:
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There was a Robo... and His Name was Nonchalant(Re-Post)


Not to be misunderstood or misconstrued, but women love men that act like men. All the qualities they hate about you though they couldn't do without, it makes them love you. One of these qualities is being Nonchalant.
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Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Sexipe 001: Parmesan and Parsley Mozzarella Meatballs

A Sexipe's will get you the panties or the draws. Food is the beginning of foreplay before you enter the bedroom. It's the romance, the conversation, the laughter, the glances. The lip bites and the sexy sipping. I love eating good food and even more I love cooking. Most of all I love cooking for a woman that arouses me. Here's the first of many sexipes, Parmesan and Parsley Mozzarella Meatballs:
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