How to PreGame Before Going Out

Pregaming is an art; it's an art many lack. We know this because any giving night at the club we see people falling on their faces, pissing on themselves, throwing up like the girl from the Exorcist, and starting fights for no good reason. These amateurs not only ruin their friend's nights, but usually the night of anyone that they encounter. Nothing is worse than a person that can't hold their liquor, so let me teach you How to Pregame Before Going Out:
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No Tongs Only a Tongue: Toss Her Salad

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Eddie Griffin once said, “How many of ya’ll eat ass? *quiet* Am I the only one? *quiet* How many of ya’ll eat p^ssy? *screams* Ya’ll mothafuckas lying, if ya’ll eat p^ssy right ya’ll gonna slip up on some ass.” The anus is pleasure chest of its own. Once you get past just having sex and into having an experience, you're going to eat her ass. And when you do she's gonna love you for it. Matter of fact she's going to adore you. She's going to tell all her friends about you. They're going to save their money  just to build a statue of you in the heart of whatever city you reside in. If that's not enough here's a few more reasons Why should you toss her salad?:
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MackVice: How Should I Approach This Guy?

One of my readers wants to get busy with a guy that has been around for two years, but doesn't know exactly how to. They've both been vocal about how they've felt, tried once and failed, and neither has since made the first move or really put themselves out there. So she emailed theSUNK for some advice, I gave her something even better, it's called MackVice:
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Sexting and What You Should Know Before You Press Send

Sexting can either enhance your sex life or destroy it along with your public persona. If you're going to get in this sexting game you gotta do it right. To avoid sexting altogether proves somewhat daunting, because who doesn't like to give or receive pictures specifically tailored for them. For the most part women are the givers of sexts and men are the receivers, so it is only right that this post will focus on women. This is the Sh!t U Need 2 Know Before You Press Send:
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Guest Post: 10 Things a Grown Man Should Never Do on a Date With a Grown Woman

Kat from DMVSingleLadies is always spitting that older auntie that's too grown to be sugarcoating it for you type of knowledge. Today, Kat tells Grown Ass Men Ten Things They Should Never Do on a Date with a Grown Ass Woman:

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The XXX-BOX Diaries III: Rock the Boat

I sit bored as I flicked through the channels in my stateroom on my 5^th cruise.

I’m with people who have never been before so they decide to explore the boat—I just wanted to lay down.

I start to think about a friend that I couldn’t wait to explore sexually back at home.

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Just Tell Me the Truth: How to Deal with a Liar

Everyone has dealt with a liar before. You have people in your life right now that lie about things that aren't even worth lying about. They could have a hand full of skittles and you'll ask 'em what they're snacking on, they will lie and say M&Ms on some pathologically lying type sh!t. Sometimes it's not even worth dealing with a liar or entertaining their insults of your intelligence. However there are times it is required that you know the truth. In those cases you have to pick the best time to drill a liar and get the information you need out of them. So these are three of the best times to ask a liar the truth:
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What "The Wire" Can Teach You About Open Relationships ?

Most women don't believe that you can make an open relationship anything other than an open relationship. What's the purpose of dating a man, if you're going to let him do his own thing on the side?  If he does that, than he might as well be single and leave you alone. Or you think, "damn he doesn't like or love me enough to sacrifice his want to be with more than one woman to be with me"; which is just as worse. However, an open relationship can work, it can work if that relationship has that one basic component of respect.

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